TBS

Figure 1. Bathroom Relief… Something one is unable to experience in bathroomless London

TBS = Tiny. Bladder. Syndrome.

Yes, I suffer from TBS. I neeeeeeeeeeeeeed to peeeeeeeeeeeeeee like ALL the time! When I leave the house. When I reach the bus stop. When I reach the tube. Halfway to my destination. When I reach my destination. In the restaurant. After the meal. Before I journey home. When I get home. Five minutes after getting home. (You get the idea!)

But, in London, there are NO toilets. Anywhere. None in the tube stations, unless you strike lucky and get one of the 3 of 250 stations that have a bathroom. And, one must scrounge for a petty 30 pence – of course which you do not have. And furthermore, there is NO way to acquire the said exact amount of 30 friggin pence.

I am constantly in a desperate state of needing to pee in this place.