The heavens opened, the seas parted and Oprah said...

Figure 1. If you look under your seats, you will all find that GOD Oprah has given you all a Unicorn and a piece of Antarctica

Last night, while sitting around the lounge, ummm-ing and arrrr-ing about whether or not SMS or call the current shake-n-bake and what it means if he said he’d call but hasn’t and hasn’t replied to my most recent SMS, my digsmate (yes, the gignah-lovah) said:

“Oprah once told me, ‘If a man is keen on you, there is nothing you can do to keep him away. And if a man is not keen on you, there is nothing you can do to keep him to stay’.”

· Firstly, Oprah is a poet and doesn’t know it!

· Secondly, if Oprah says it, it is LAW.

· Thridly, does that make Dr. Phil Jesus???

· Fourthly, I have a fondness of signs and this combined with the fact that at that exact moment, on TV, the preview for the movie: He’s just not that into you was showing... well, slap me around and call me Germimah if that ain’t a sign!

So, after much mulling over why I have not yet received any response and I know he is awake (Creepbook has its uses…)

Hold that thought…

OMG! Like right now, this second, he has just replied to said SMS… hmmm, so much for signs. Although, perhaps Oprah was still right Of course Oprah is still right. I think I am just on a steep learning curve on moving slowly. Unfortunately in the goldfish tank, it is customary to go from strangers, through marriage, through adoption and onto divorce from husbank number 2 within the entire lifespan of a tadpole. And because I actually like this one, I am keeping it around. Yayness! Hopefully I get to see him.

Oooo, this weekend threatens to be debaucherous. I intend to entertain sobriety tonight and go big tomorrow. But I have that tingling feeling in my fins that this is gonna get messy… Every time, and I mean every.single.time. I try for a sober evening I end up molestedly drunk in a seedy club at 6am on the following morning. Oh how I love my life… hehe. Bring it on biatches!

BAM!!!

PS: It’s my friend’s birthday this Saturday… Goldfish Rule 36, under Section 2 of the Friendship Act 1, Chapter 9 states that: “It is the sole duty of the friend of the goldfish whose birthday it is to score said fishy if no other goldfish will score him on his birthday night.” Uh-oh… it’s gonna get naughty out there!!! :)